Warning! Epic rant of the day! NSFW
This contains a lot of swearing, so you have my appologies in advance!
Ok so I am due an epic rant! Today has been a shite day but also funny as fuck! We have had 5 seperate phone calls today from obviously the same place from ethnic people pretending to work for microsoft. The first call I told them they were talking shit and that I worked for Microsoft! Second call I told them I didnt use Microsoft and used Apple Mac instead. 3rd call, told them I was going to call the police, they hung up! 4th call was a generic one I told them to get fucked and the last one was so fucking funny! Hello my name is Brad and Im calling from Windows, sorry I mean Microsoft to report that you have a pppp problem with your computer, I repeated earlier things I had said but also added so your telling me you dont know where you work and your name is Brad! I almost pulled out the are you sure your name is not Patel or Singh (sorry if this annoys anyone, trust me Im not being racist)
So a few funny things to pick up on! These call centre people think they work for microsoft and think Im that dumb to get on my computer at their request and click on things willy nilly! I must be thick as fuck! Wrong douche bags, I know your fucking game I also know the history of this little scam your trying to pull on me. How the bloody hell would you know if my computer has something wrong with it, can you see my screen, are you logged onto my pc, I think not you utter fuck wit! Next time you ring please do try to know where you actually work, that may help. Are you from windows or you from Microsoft or are you from some seedy back alley in New Fucking Delhi? Dont use some cliched english name instead of your own, we are not that thick you dick! As if your name is actually Brad, thick fucker! Get your facts correct before you try to get me with your scam.
This has highly annoyed me today! And I will put a stop to it. 5 in one fucking day and every time I swear and say ha your talking complete bullshit. I know as a matter of fact Microsoft do not call you unless you contact them first. Fin…
My word of the day DOUCHE
